Ah, India... I had been wanting to visit India for many years, even before my first trip to Vietnam. With so much anticipation, I did not quite know what to expect. Yes, I knew it would be hot. Yes, I knew most of the food would be spicy. And yes, I expected there to be lots of people everywhere. It is the simple things that I have learned to take for granted that were lacking, though, and that was by far where most of the disappointment stemmed from.
Now, this post may give the impression that I did not enjoy India. Far from it. I had an overall pleasant experience. And I cannot speak for India as a whole, since I was only in the city of Chennai for the whole two weeks and nowhere else. I simply did not have the luxury of time nor money to go anywhere else. So, keep in mind, this post is only about Chennai, which I was told is very different from all other Indian cities.
Upon arriving, two of my three initial anticipations were confirmed immediately. It is hot, and anywhere you choose to go will be crowded.
You can almost see the heat in the reflection of everything.
The third anticipation would be confirmed a short while later, when I learned that even rice can be too spicy for me.
This is idly. By itself, it is not spicy, but it tastes like nothing.
Adding either of the other two dishes adds flavor. Spicy hot flavor.
Okay, so anticipations were met, and although I hate dealing with all three of those things, it's what I expected and was perfectly fine with. After all, I had been preparing myself for this experience for a while now, even going so far as to eat wildly spicy food to try to get used to it (which ultimately amounted to nothing).
It wasn't until I wanted something to combat the spiciness that I began to feel disappointment. Anywhere else in the world, I would order a nice, cold beer with any spicy food, and I actually began to enjoy eating anything spicy, provided there was a beer there to immediately wash it down with.
Well... there wasn't. Alcohol is not served in any restaurant. There are no bars. You can't even buy it at any of the markets. With the exception of five-star hotels, alcohol was nowhere to be found. For some reason, alcohol could only be served inside expensive hotels. Prices weren't cheap, either. The cost for a single beer or cocktail was pretty much equivalent to the price of one back in Los Angeles. At least it was still cheaper than Singapore. On the plus side, I ended up drinking a lot of water instead.
But is that really a plus?
*Note: That picture above may be misleading. That water isn't for drinking. It's for washing your hand. Just the right hand. People in India eat their food with their right hand. For some reason, using your left hand is considered dirty. Actually, I know why, but I won't say here. (Besides, who would want to drink water with a lemon in it? Yuck.)
Along with only being able to drink in a very limited amount of places came another huge disappointment. Last call happened at 10:30 PM. Yes, bars and clubs close at the time a normal person would be getting ready to go out. I was told that many people fix this by throwing house parties afterwards, but for me personally, that fixes nothing except knowing I'm not alone in that disappointment. Also, I wasn't invited to any house parties while I was there, so there's that, too. On the plus side, I probably saved a lot of money this way. And yes, that's definitely a plus.
Speaking of money, I'm sure much of the money saved from not buying alcohol was used on transportation instead. Similar to how some people might get around Vietnam on a motorbike taxi (xe om), people in India could use a tuk tuk to go from one place to another. A xe om might try to get you to pay extra, but negotiations can be handled quickly and the price will be fine. Tuk tuk drivers take it beyond the next level. Firstly, they initially throw out a ridiculously high number, and after too many attempts at trying to get us to understand that it's far or it's late or he needs to turn around (I wish I was joking about this one) in order to justify us paying more, we settle on a lower price that is still at least three times what should be paid.
ASSHOLE
Again, it may sound like I had an awful time in Chennai, but it wasn't at all. In the next post, I'll expand a little more on certain things and places like the movie theater and the beach.